Monday, February 11, 2013

Guilty guilty gumdrops...and vinegar. And chili

Haven't posted in awhile.  One of my fears in starting a new blog was just that - sporadic posts vs. a regular cadence. And, despite the fact that one contributor is in Thailand (rough, Laurney), I haven't prodded the others, and I am taking two classes this quarter, I feel guilty.  Despite the fact that this blog has no followers (which, by the way, if you are reading this, follow us - it's not like you'll be spammed with posts) and no one who really is pining to read what we write, and it's not like we write about things that MATTER (I read former classmates' work - I know how petty this is), I feel guilty for not putting any effort in. Why?  Because I committed to doing it.

It's not a novel feeling.  I've been awash in that fruitless emotion of late.  I got the flu and felt guilty that I wasn't working and yet not taking care of anything around the house or studying. I feel guilty if my days at work aren't perfectly productive, guilty if I haven't made plans with friends for awhile, guilty if I would rather watch mindless TV than talk to John, guilty if I would rather talk to John than make a round of catch-up calls, guilty if I don't cross something off the chore to-do list when I have a spare 15 minutes...and I know, I know - I don't know guilt because I don't even have kids. 

It's a dirty cyclone that has sucked me in.  On occasion, I can convince myself that I actually don't care and am free to do, or not do, what I please.  But it's always temporary.  I also know it's always in my head and I do it to myself.  But I write because I know others do it/feel it too.  It will pass. And return.  An pass again. And you know what?  Now I feel guilty for writing about a myopic, first world problem, so we'll move on. 

To vinegar.  Yes, vinegar. Since this is the amalgamated blog of all things, I want to tell to you how amazing a vinegar-water solution is at cleaning just about everything.  Greasy stove top?  Spritz and wipe.  Crud-filled faucets?  Saturate and scrub with a tooth brush.   Here's a Reader's Digest list of 150 uses for vinegar, but there's a one-hit wonder way to make it work for you.  Take an old spray bottle (I used a green clean since hey, this is my own green solution) and pour just about equal parts vinegar and water in it.  I lean towards 60% water, 40% vinegar, but I don't think you need to get overly scientific.

Then spray this shit EVERYWHERE, wipe up.  Bathrooms, kitchens, floors - it cleans it, smells like Easter eggs for 15 minutes and then is just plain spic and span.  I guess by wiping my house down with vinegar I keep the guilt ghost at bay in someways.  House is clean - and organically to boot.

And finally...chili.  I think I learned a little life lesson when I was sick.  I was finally starting to feel like I could eat again, but there was pretty much no fresh food in the house.  John had just got back from traveling and neither of us could muster up the energy to go to the store, but wanted comfort food.  One look in the pantry and BOOM.  We have beans.  We have tomatoes.  We have ground turkey in the freezer.  We have chili mix, but wait...even better...we have mole sauce!  Mole turkey chili?  The flu is about to get fed.  It was awesome. 
Not poop.
And despite looking like literal poop in the picture, it was awesome.  So, the lesson dear friends, always have some variation of chili fixins on hand.  I mean, you throw things in a crockpot and it's pretty much impossible to make bad basic chili.  Unless you add a whole lot of beer like we did that one time.  Don't do that.

There.  Blog written.  Guilt...gone.  For now.

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Eating from Coast to Coast


 Today's entry comes from Skyler and is a beautiful combination of food insight, nostalgia and history. For the record, Skyler owns neither a microwave or dishwasher.         

       We are experiencing a January thaw in Ohio today.  I actually when outside and pulled some weeds in my flower beds and garden just to say that I did that once in January.  As I was working outside I felt the urge that every Mid-Westerner feels on a day like this:  spring will be here soon and I will be able to plant my garden and wait for the annual bounty.  It made me think of summer cook-outs, camp fires with s’mores and pudgie pies and having a nightcap on my front porch all of which are more fun to share with a group of family or friends.   The reality is that the weather forecast says that by the middle of the week the temperature won’t get out of the twenties and there is a chance of snow.  So I made out my grocery list and trekked to the supermarket where I had my pick of fresh produce and aisle after aisle (yes, I am an aisle shopper) of products to cook virtually whatever my winter heart desired. 


Getting together with friends to eat is probably my favorite pastime. There is an ease when we get around the table.  Conversation flows (as does wine) and there is a level of appreciation for not only the food, but also the person who prepared it and the ingredients involved.  How a group of people in their early 30s became such want-to-be foodies is interesting to me when you consider that when we met our freshman year of college we were happy with microwave Raman Noodles, dorm food and the cheapest beer on the shelves.  The only consistent behavior is the joy of sharing the experience of food together. 


            This appreciation then could come from a few places.  Many of us came from homes where meals were part of the daily routine.  Food was prepared.  Tables were set (although only two of us used cloth napkins, but that is another post for another day).  Conversation was expected and then we helped clean up.  The whole processes might take twenty minutes, but in that time we shared the events of our day and laid plans for the day ahead.  If this were the only ingredient in our love of food and friends it might be enough.  However, it does not allow for the fact that we have such an appreciation of the food that we eat and the craft of putting it together.


            Enter the “culture of foodie-ism”.  While we were in college the Foodnetwork came into its own, and we could simply go online for any recipe we desired to try.  I learned how to cook making the casseroles and comfort foods of my Midwest childhood.  Butter?  Gravy?  Table salt?  Check. Check. And double check.  We aged into the foodie lifestyle after seventy years of other people preaching that there was more to life than canned or frozen vegetables and basic cuts of meat where your cooking choices could be boiled, baked or grilled.  Suddenly there was a desire to braise, deglaze and rest. We could make the food of America because it was in our supermarkets and we had traveled and tasted it or had seen it made on TV so we knew what to expect.  The history of regional food to any American table is one that occasionally makes me pause and appreciate how far we’ve come and a little of what we’ve lost on the way.      


During the Great Depression of the 1930s, the Roosevelt Administration put people to work in a variety of ways.  From the conservation efforts of the CCC and the controversial programs to fight profit losses for farmers with the AAA, the New Deal impacted almost all parts of society.  In my home town, the WPA built a swimming pool for the community; quarried from a limestone quarry by local labor.  However, what I find most unique about these governmental programs is their emphasis on the arts as well. Dorthea Lang was employed to photograph the plight of the migrant Americans displaced by the Dust Bowl and dozens of writers were given the task of recording the regional cuisines of America. 


That same WPA that built the swimming pool in my town also headed up the effort to chronicle America’s food.  The reports were collected, but never published until 2009 when Mark Kurlansky compiled them in his book The Food of a Younger Land.  He takes pains to point out how we ate in a country before the interstate highway system and its endless exit ramps full of chain restaurants.  (Charles Kuralt said, “Thanks to the interstate highway system it is now possible to travel from coast to coast in America and not see anything.”)  It was an age before frozen foods when all food was “seasonal” because that’s what was available and there was no chain restaurant for constancy.  Of course even by the 1930s food was not as regional as it had been fifty years before.  Railroads and refrigerated cars had been used for decades to take the produce of New England, corn form the Midwest and beef from the Chicago packing plants and ship them coast to coast. 


The book itself is full of sketches of drug store lunches, automats, clambakes, Mississippi fish fries, “Georgia Possum and Taters,” “Indiana Persimmon Pudding,” “An Oregon Protest Against Mashed Potatoes,” the Texas Chuck Wagon and “Oklahoma Prairie Oysters”.  Reading it, you get the feeling that these meals were special for two reasons.  The first was that they were social.  Some were special occasions while others were simply lunch stops or weeknight dinners, but they were communal: not eaten alone.  The second was that they were seasonal.  In an age before overnight shipping, refrigeration and mass production, some of these meals were prepared once a year and that alone was cause for a celebration. 


In the years after the Great Depression, through the Second World War and into the conformity of the 1950s, America’s food became as bland as the plot lines of most TV sitcoms of the era.  Vegetables were frozen or canned and many meals were more assembled than cooked.  America became a foodie wasteland.  There was The Man in the Gray Flannel Suit and he ate the same dinner as his neighbors, just as he wore the same uniform.


Enter, Julia Child.  The food culture that my friends and I inherited owes almost everything to the great prophetess.  Volumes have been written on what she did for America’s diet and its food appreciation.  She turned the establishment on its head in an age of television for every “servant-less American cook”.   Her revolution was total. 


Forty years later, we tune in to watch Rachel Ray shout at us for 30 minutes to show us how easy it was to get a meal on the table any night of the week.  (Seriously, Rachel, if it takes 45 minutes that’s fine.  Just stop shouting.)  We could make a meal with five ingredients or less from some cooks and even do it “Semi-homemade”  (don’t even get me started on that show…)  But in the mix of all of this, something is missing that the WPA files of the 1930s and Julia Child encompassed, and that was the fact that food is an occasion.  It should be enjoyed and shared.  (The only one I consistently hear stating this fact on TV is Ina Garten.)  


Due to the conveniences of the 21st century, food is much less regional.  We have family friends who do lobster boils and clambakes in Cleveland. (Trust me; they aren’t getting any of it from Lake Erie).  In my opinion, this is the aspect of the foodie-revolution that is the most exciting and the most disconcerting.  It is wonderful to recreate Kansas City barbeque at home or to pour Vermont maple syrup over pancakes on any given Sunday morning in San Fransisco, but when we do that, I can’t help thinking that the food loses a bit of its special quality.  Reading those WPA papers, the reader senses the excitement of a meal prepared only once or twice a year.  It was a time to pause and be appreciative of what you were about to eat. 


Today my food is not seasonal.  I know where my bell peppers were grown and the farm where the cow was milked for the cheese I just bought.  However, the tomatoes that I get out of my garden from July through September make me a snob for hot house varieties that I see at the market and I do admit to changing by diet in the summer when the bounty is coming from my vegetable beds.  So as I write this on a January thaw day that gives every Midwesterner the false hope that spring and planting season are right around the corner, this foodie is going to plan some menus for my own dinners this week that combine the best of modern conveniences and regional eating.  Roasted potato and leek soup (Thanks, Ina!) for Sunday, chicken and noodles with celery and carrots for Tuesday, and a bolognese for Thursday.  Come and get it!  Dinner’s served.  

Saturday, January 12, 2013

The Cleanse That Isn't. Or, At Least Not to Me.

Lauren here.  I am the designated food writer on Amalgamated Me but today, we're going to talk not so much about a recipe, but more a series of them. What some would call a "menu" or "meal plan."

Cookies and Chex Mix made up the majority of my daily intake over the holidays and I decided it's time to ingest some actual nutrients.  Every year in their January issue, Bon Appetite publishes a Food-Lover's Cleanse.  I love food.  I would like to cleanse. Sold!  Well, I am a little fast and loose with the cleanse part.  Like no caffeine?  Yea, I'll pass.  No alcohol?  No thanks. Eat everything they call for?  Probably not. So, I'll call it my food-loving meal plan.

The beauty of it is that they construct an entire day's worth of nutrients, textures, flavors that work together to provide a satisfying, healthy experience...with snacks and dessert!  So, quick run down and the highs and lows of my consumption.

Day 1
  • Cod.  Not worth the effort.
  • Red Quinoa with Pistachios. Excellent, but would skip the mint.
  • Salted Seedy Chocolate Bark. A must, if you have the self control to not devour all it in two minutes.  As a salt lover, I would sprinkle salt on top rather than mix it in with nuts.  . 
Day 2
  • Muesli. Amazing breakfast I never would have made before.  Thought it was its own grain.  Turns out it's oatmeal, mixed with yogurt, frozen and fresh fruit mixed and let to sit overnight. I think this would be great for a group breakfast.  Break free from egg-pression!
  • Pear with Goat Cheese.  I didn't eat it, but my partner-in-cleanse, Elizabeth, said it was fantastic.
  • Bulgar.  Unanimously delicious. Complemented the butternut squash (which was okay but I wouldn't make again).
Day 3
  • Yogurt Chicken.  Best thing I have made in this cleanse so far.  Five stars.  Two thumbs up. Elizabeth agrees. The chutney is amazing and the whole process is easy and quick.
  • Black Rice. Something different I hadn't made before and it was good.
  • Carrots. Pretty good (Elizabeth loved).  I used left over nuts from the salted nut bark.
Day 4
  • Celery with Almond Butter and Paprika.  Holy paprika, Batman.  This is amazing.  The best simple thing you've never had.  I used peanut butter (again, not very cleansing of me) and I raved about this for a good ten minutes at happy hour Friday night.
Day 5
  • Omelet.  Great.  I did a scramble since I don't know how to make an omelet.
  • White Ban Chili. Terrible.  Just terrible.  I even tried using chicken stock over the water (who bases a soup with water?) and it was still just bad.
 And that's about where I am at.  Also, in doing this, you'll have plenty of food.  Five days' worth of these recipes has lasted me about two weeks in leftovers. After I play with this some more I'll write a second (and perhaps third entry, at the pace I am going).  I'll close out with this tip: if you are in Chicago, go to Stanley's for your produce.  It's cheap, varied and awesome.  Just cook with it quickly - the fruits and veggies tend to turn pretty quickly.

Until next time!

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Masquerades: Brussel Sprouts as Artichokes and An Hour for a Day

Wanted to share two great recipies I've made in the past week.  Both have a mildly clandestine quality to them, and both yield results that far outweigh efforts.

The first is a Brussel Sprout Dip that comes from a former classmate of mine and her amazing food, etc. blog Live Love Pasta.
The only changes I made were the addition of another clove or two of garlic (pretty standard for me) and because I was lazy, I sprinkled more parmesan on top rather than almonds. 

We presented this at a friends' game night with crackers and cut veggies (goes particularly well with cucumber and celery) and people were all "Yum!  It's artichoke dip!  No?  Oh.  Yum!  It's spinach dip! Still no?  Huh.  Well, yum."  The trendy brussel sprout rages on.

The second dish comes from Eating Well magazine.  John's mom squirrels issues away for us and since visiting Nebraska for Christmas, I've wanted to make this tomato-y, barley-y, hearty-y soup.   Well, there is no better time for making soup than late on winter afternoons, so here is the Bean & Barley Soup recipe.
In terms of modifications, I am not a huge fan of licorice, so I left the fennel in large chunks and picked it out halfway through simmering.  I added an extra can of tomatoes and for the fans of the veggie-might-be-a-fruit, I would highly recommend using a total of three.  The soup can definitely tolerate more spinach (a whole 9 oz. bag would work) and I added a shallot to my onions just because I had one on hand.  

The whole process took about an hour, but the soup has the quality and richness of a long-simmered, much contemplated dish.  So, you know, our lunches are very sophisticated(ish) this week.  

Thursday, January 3, 2013

Amalgamation Station


Fiscal years.  That's how I operate.  My resolutions, if made, tend to come in early September as I feel the year winds down in August and starts anew on the cusp of fall.  This often leads to shock and dismay when I head to the gym on January 2 and there's nary a treadmill, elliptical or even stair climber to be found. 

But, partially in the spirit of the new year, partially because I've been talking about it for months and partially because school starts back up next week and I'll have about as much motivation to get started on a new blog as I will to attend group meetings of apathetic 25-year-old-full-time-graduate students, overzealous transfers from the Huazhong University of Science and Technology and caffeine-bitter sardonic asses like myself, here we are.

This will be a different sort of blog - one that relies heavily on the talents and knowledge of others, their willingness to share and my attempts at curation.   As it stands now, I've got a line up of Skyler on history lessons, Lauren on food making, Dan on home repair (despite him not really, really agreeing to do it - just after 12 vodkas at his brother's wedding) and though I haven't asked my Uncle Tom yet, he's a walking Consumer Reports and I am hoping I can get him to jump in every now and again.  Just need to ask.  And - anyone, with any specific (or not even) things to share, here is your invitation to throw your hat in the ring of contributors with a promised viewing audience of a rocking 16 unique visitors.

And then there are my contributions. Well, I'll write what I'm thinking about, what I see and any interesting discoveries along the way. That's part of my half-baked resolution plan - DOING.  I've been floating along for a little bit now - passively living and engaging, not really giving it (most things) my all.  It's less of a New Year's resolution and more of a coincidental timing thing where I realized I was just sort of sucking at life.

So here we go.  The Amalgamated Me.  And, well, I love the number 13, so on 1.3.13, there's no time like the present.